Bhagwan Ram aur Raavan bada serious yudh kar rahe the. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha.
Raavan : Chal yaar bye. ... ... ... ...
Ram : Kya hua? ... ...
Raavan : Nahi yaar bas bye. Me hara tu jita.
Ram : Are hua kya ruk to sahi.
Ravaan : Bas rehnay de yaar, tune itni si baat pe "Rajnikanth" ko bula liya :)
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Ladki: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka: Haan.
Ladki: Par Tumhe to Meri Parvah Hi Nahi?
Ladka: Pagli, Pyaar Karnewale Kisi ki Parvah Nahi Karte..!!.... :P :D
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Girl: The one who before going out for a party puts on mascara, eye liner, eye shadow, lip gloss, glitter, rouge, plush, kajal, etc. Then wears the best dress, new
sandals with heals, accessories and still asks, “Over toh nahi lag rahi na?"
Reply: “Nahi, sahi h.”
Girl- "Yaar jaldi jaldi main kuch kiya hi nahi. Socha simple hi rehne du."
Boy: The one who before going to party calls his friend and asks, "bhai tu nahaa kar aayega kya!”
Reply: ”Chal Saale !! Konsi apni shaadi ho rahi hai..."
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Lady to inspector Santa:
My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet...
Santa: Why don't u cook something else???
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Santa & Banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
Santa: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
Santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. :)
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Whenever you fall down never lose hope,
Gather your courage and strength and get up and say...
Hey one more peg Please...
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Heght of optimism:
Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded!
Major: Excellent! We can attack in any direction now!
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Panting and sweating, Santa and Banta on a tandem bicycle finally made it to the top of a steep hill.
"That was a tough climb," said Banta.
"Sure was," replied Santa. "And if I hadn't kept the brakes on, we would have slid down backward."
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A Marwadi having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays toGod.
God happy with his prays, grants him only ONE wish!
Marwadi : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my Child's hands in our new home!
God : Damn !!! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwadi's
Moral of the story:- Compile all requirements and present in one line rather boring appraiser for long time.
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A Husband said to his wife One day "I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the same time ,"
The wife responded ," Allow me to explain ,God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !"
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A girl came back home from the school and asked her grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover?"
"A lover?" the grandmother said. "Let me think. Lov.... Lover.... Oh, my God!"
She rushed to the wall, pulled aside the hanging rug, revealing a hidden closet door. She unlocked the door, and a skeleton of a young man fell out from the closet.
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Difference between Friend & Wife
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?
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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!
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Wife takes seriously ill husband 2 doctor.
Doc 2 Wife: Give him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant & in gud mood…. Cook tasty dinner & don’t discuss ur problems with him. Stop watching tv serial and spend that time with him. Don’t demand new clothes. If you can do this for one year your husband will be ok.
On way 2 home husband asks wife: what did doc say ?
Wife: Dr. ne to jawab de diya hai..kaha Bachna Mushkil Hai …………..!!!
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